I'm Meredith, but I've gone by Tommy for over half my life. Why? Because the circus world I live in just aint big enough for two Merediths....and there were two of us. She kept her name.
I also have a circus related tumblr: tommytomlins.tumblr.com
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
how to use a ouija board
for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on any of us”. like who the fuck is justin. why should you care. you do not care. you are trying to peacefully spend your afterlife as best you can. fuck that board. fuck those kids. fuck justin
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.