I'm Meredith, but I've gone by Tommy for over half my life. Why? Because the circus world I live in just aint big enough for two Merediths....and there were two of us. She kept her name.
I also have a circus related tumblr: tommytomlins.tumblr.com
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife